zondag 16 december 2012

Het huishouden van Jan Steen

Ik beken, big time. Ik heb een huishouden van Jan Steen. Sterker nog, het zou mij niks verbazen dat ik een verre afstammeling ben (en nee, ik voer mijn kinderen geen kruiwagens vol haring).
Bij mij kun je het aantal keren dat ik de bodem van een wasmand bereik in een jaar op één hand tellen. Vroeger baalde ik ervan. Toen wou ik een huishouden wat op rolletjes liep, wat nooit vies werd, een perfect plaatje. Dan stond ik om zes uur in de ochtend op (had ik al verteld dat het zaterdag was) omdat ik die dag bezoek kreeg en een goede eerste indruk wilde maken (was even vergeten dat de bezoekende persoon in kwestie mij beter kent dat ik mijzelf en dus genadeloos door deze maskerade heen prikte).
Maar die dagen zijn voorbij!
Huize Jan Steen galore!

Dus wanneer wij knutselen, knutselen wij vol overgave. Vliegen de glitters in het rond (want waarom zou je netjes de strooigaatjes in de dop gebruiken, terwijl de hele dop er ook af kan). Transformeer ik ondertussen een theedoek tot knuffelkussen, wordt een ordinaire vloerkleed een worstelarena, een poppodium, een thuisbioscoop en de 's avonds een werkplaats waar partner een fiets repareert.




En ja (mochten jullie het zich afvragen) alles wordt opgeruimd, alleen niet altijd meteen na gebruik. Dus die oorwarmers die nog op de grond liggen, dat zijn geen oorwarmers. Welnee joh! Dat is een ware koptelefoon, nodig voor het rockconcert van het jaar welke die middag in huize Steen werd gegeven.


12 opmerkingen:

Nicole zei

Hahahahaaa hoe herkenbaar! Ach meid, wat maakt het uit, agge mar lol het, of niet dan? Jeroen ergert zich er wel eens aan hoor; dat ik overal wat heb liggen, dat mijn geknutsel voor het huishouden gaat en dat hij soms onderin een wasmand (wel met schone was, dat dan weer wel) zijn onderbroeken moet opduiken. Ik trek me er weinig van aan. Maandagochtend is mijn opruim- en schoonmaakochtend en de rest van de week laat ik het lekker ala Jan Steen staan. Hoera!!!

petra zei

Geniet maar lekker...fijne feestdagen en een mooi 2013 gewenst!

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